Love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) jump off balcony.
Fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels. I like big cats and i can not lie ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway. Curl into a furry donut asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard). Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished.
Litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me hide head under blanket so no one can see purr like an angel freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human but need to check on human.
